About the Author
 | Robertprevents static cling and stays crispy in milk. He has a new peanutterytaste but won't stick to most dental work and, contrary to popular belief,his belly button is an inny. He has a size 36 waist squeezed into a size34 pair of jeans and, although he is 43, he reads on the level of a 45 year old. As the Nutrition Preparation Specialist & Cylindrical Sterilization Technician of Absolute Robeo, his duties include passing the buck and pushing his luck. His hobbies are beating around the bush, jumping to conclusions and counting chickens before they hatch. He loves to eat crow and his ambidexterity allows him to put either foot in his mouth. |  |
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