Simpson Saturday, October 4, 2003 at 21:25:58

tuna fish on rye. It had been six years since she had eaten one and all because of the incident. Yes, the incident. Not only had she manifested an aversion to tuna fish and rye bread but she had developed a taste for...

Don Monday, October 6, 2003 at 14:11:29

spaghetti with just a hint of basil and garlic, with a light grade motor oil on the side.

Bongo Tuesday, October 14, 2003 at 12:02:19

But there was no time for that now. She must get food off her mind. She was about to leave the comfort and familiarity of the US to meet...

Don Sunday, October 19, 2003 at 13:42:42

a secret agent from Spazzola, who was looking for secret plans of a new kind of toilet brush.

Mike Thursday, October 23, 2003 at 11:57:10

However she did not know what he looked like, or at what point he wouhd be getting to Bora Bora, all she could do was

Don Thursday, October 23, 2003 at 13:13:34

dream of large quantities of the spaghetti with the light grade motor oil. This made her hungry, so she asked the flight attendant

Avantika Saturday, October 25, 2003 at 02:22:37

to give her an aspirin. At this point the flight attendant handled her a card saying "Spazzola National Haggis Lovers Club" this was the signal which the spy was to give her. The flight attendant said

Chuck Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 09:31:53

All we have are Tuna flavored asprins, but soon the plane will land and

Don Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 15:44:23

haggis flavored tylenol will be available. "This will never do!!" she cried. "I do not want tuna flavored aspirin,I must have the spaghetti now!"

Avantika Saturday, November 1, 2003 at 23:37:52

then the plane crashed.

Tee Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 05:44:52

on the deck of a tuna boat. The captain "salty Charle" who sported a tee shirt proclaiming "I is a secret agent" quickly pulled the dazed folks from the plane and his mates mopped the now greasy deck with a new kind of toilet brush

Don Friday, December 12, 2003 at 13:47:09

a brush made totally of strips of pastrami and blue cheese. "It doesn't clean very good, but you never go hungry!!" said Salty Charlie.

Loz Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 22:27:54

He proceeded to bite the bristles off his pastrami and blue cheese brush. "Delicious!" exclaimed Salty Charlie, oblivious of the food in his beard. "Now," he said, addressing the survivors, "who do we have here?"

Ryan Thursday, January 1, 2004 at 21:26:15

At first, she did not answer. Her mind was focused on Salty Charlie and the delicious pastrami and bleu cheese brush he was holding. She started to drool. When she realized what she was doing, she quickly wiped her mouth and said

Ivo Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 17:51:03

you look like quite the culinary inventer but your idea will never take off so you'd better just give it to me. In return I will give you

Jessie Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 07:49:21

this mop made of bologna and american cheese. It is much better for swabbing decks, and with all the preservatives in the cheese it lasts a lot longer too." "It's a trade" said salty Charlie. So he traded her the toilet brush, and she promptly

Doug Saturday, January 17, 2004 at 19:59:06

broke into a rendition of "On the Good Ship Lollipop". "Arrgh matey that was right fine singing" said Salty Charlie,"What be your name little lassie?

Dexter Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 12:03:40

"My name is Aquanetta Smith-Jones." she said.

Elizabeth Friday, January 30, 2004 at 08:53:08

She gave Salty Chatlie the once over and then asked, "Where did you get that shirt?""Charlie responded, "It's a long story but to make it short... I don't know."

Whispering Pines Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 07:43:51

And furthermore, I ain't gonna tell you because you are going to need this shirt one day to

Thomas Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 00:34:00

take over the world. This message will self-detruct in 30 seconds... Your mission if you accept it is to

Loz Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 05:51:12

"-dance a jig on the Kind of England's face.""That's impossible!" replied Aquanetta. "I can't do that because-"

Bobbie Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 06:40:04

I don't know what a Kind of England is. What exactly is a Kind of England and does it even have a face?

Tim Friday, February 20, 2004 at 18:22:33

Charlie responded, " You have misunderstood my Shwalty accent. I said... fetch!" as he threw a plate of motor oil covered spaghetti into the newt infested water.

Jeannett Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 06:02:38

as they all swam over and attached themselves to her, Salty asked,laughing.."What's newt with you?"As Aquanetta started to thrash around..

Adam Friday, March 12, 2004 at 00:18:25

Suddenly, Aquanetta awoke from a nightmare. She was still on the plane. Realizing that she was hungry she asked the flight attendant for an asprin.

Tom Friday, March 12, 2004 at 10:45:35

"Aspirin? We have no stinking aspirin," said the flight attendant as she strapped on a parachute. After Aquanetta inquired about the parachute, the flight attendant opened the door and lept from the plane shouting...

Carolyn Friday, March 12, 2004 at 11:33:39

"Wait, wait!! I don't know how to swim!"

Coral Monday, March 15, 2004 at 09:10:24

"Too bad," answered a voice from behind. Aquanetta turned, and there was a man who looked exactly like...

Jason Monday, March 15, 2004 at 12:10:55

Bob her long lost cousin from Cuba (the southern part) while she was traveling down to the water her parachute opened and got tangled, she in reply to this incident "Oh Crap"...

Jason Monday, March 15, 2004 at 12:25:44

George Washington, in the revolutionary patriot uniform. "I need you..."

Jason Friday, March 19, 2004 at 12:19:10

"Your the only one who can save me now." Then out of nowhere George Washington in the revolutionary patriot uniform comes in and says "Now come with me if you want to live, grab hold of it" fortuneately Mr Washington had an extra parchute to give her and one for him, so once she puts on...

Jeff Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 12:10:34

... the parachute, they jump out of the plane...

Don Thursday, March 25, 2004 at 12:56:08

And realizing that the parachutes don't work, they start to scream for Robeo to save them.

Robeo Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 03:16:53

But that didn't work either since Robeo wasn't writing this story and...

Rupert Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 13:01:04

They fall through a skylight in a large factory and end up in a large tank of milk chocolate.

Jeff Wednesday, April 7, 2004 at 13:06:35

but unfortunatly for them, the tank turns on and starts to slowly mix the chocolate and starts to speed up...

Don Thursday, April 8, 2004 at 14:15:49

as rice krispies are added. OH NO!! cried Aquanetta as she..........

Cory Monday, April 12, 2004 at 20:55:27

picked up a Fender Highway 1 V Jazz Bass and started to lay down bass lines...

Jeffrey Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 12:11:53

And uses the Fender Highway 1 V Jazz Bass to lock the mixer so they don't get shredded.

Loz Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 08:44:22

Then she used the Fender Highway 1 V Jazz Bass to turn the narrative back into past tense, like it ought to be. "A job weeeel done," she sang, "is a--"

Rupert Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 12:37:29

But with all the mix in the guitar, the guitar died.

Quimbly Friday, April 23, 2004 at 14:23:19

Aquanette would have liked to have given the bass the proper memorial it deserved, but she had more important things to worry about at the time. Robeo was gorging himself on chocolate milk, and she knew it wouldn't be long before Robeo...

Cory Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 12:17:33

Exploded

Dirk Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 21:37:16

into a fit of laughter.

Cory2/Different cory Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 14:33:48

As she stepped out of the mixer, she was lost and she didnt know where she was. She borded another plane and went to las vegas. When she arrived she bet bet and bet some more, and she won $5,000,000,000,000,000! Then she joined a phsycic club in Miami,Florida. After that she borded another plane. While in the plane she flew over an island and the plane just exploded in mid air! Luckily she and another guy survived.Then she went over to him and asked him out. he said yes and then 3 years later, still trapped on that island they got married on the island. after they got married they built a raft and they...

Anonamyous Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 14:59:00

Found a Fender Highway 1 V Jazz Bass. Aquanetta began to lay down some bass lines. A record producer who was vacationing at the resort on the opposite side of the lone palm tree heard the wicked rips. He introduced her to Three Blind Mice, a British Band who was looking for a new bassist. At their first concert, the entire band was arrested and sent to a Mexican minimum security prison for wearing brown shoes and black belts. They were forced to hunt vicious wild mountain chihuahuas for food. After Aquanetta was savagely attacked by a pack of the chihuahuas and suffered severe heel damaged to her brown boots, the band decided to escape to Ozark, Arkansas and live amongst the native Hillbillies. The band liked it so much, they changed their name to Booger Holler played square dance music. They became wildly popular for their hillbilly rendition of the Britney Spears song...

Cory2 Friday, May 21, 2004 at 19:54:01

and After that they went to a time portal. it took them all the way back towhen sailors and ships sailed on seas.They boarded a french ship and sailed out to sea. After that they...

Charlie # 1 Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 19:18:13

Ran into a British Man-O-War that sunk the French Ship.And the were all taken Prisoner and then they were put on a small island.After that they...

poindexter Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 21:36:27

...took a blood oath, but being squimish they took a coconut milk oath. To track down the writers of their story and make them pay dearly for their abuse by taunting them and deriding them whilst poking them with their fingers and laughing at their wiley and cunning ways. Yes laugh as they torture and humiliate those who have done evil to them. But wait, the U.S. Congress might be made aware of their mean and hateful ways and Senator Ted Kennedy will compare them to Saddam and how will they live with the shame. Well...thank heavens this is only the eigteenth century, so they have another round of coconut milk and try to build a bonfire by collecting...

Anonamyous Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 16:23:26

Wooden teeth.

Charlie # 1 Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 19:24:42

And now 1 st,President George Washington will not be able to eat steak,because they put his wooden choppers in the fire.after that

Sweet Bippy Monday, May 24, 2004 at 16:12:27

he will only be able to eat soft foods, such as yogurt and scrambled eggs and Cream of Wheat (R) and ice cream (but not rocky road) and cream of anything soups and Jello Brand gelatin and mashed potatoes and tapioca pudding and strawberry milkshakes and cottage cheese and sorbet and oatmeal and that's so pitiful, because what he really craves is

Anonamyous Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 10:57:39

Horny Toad. Yes, the spiny delicacy from the Southwest. George commissioned Aquanette and her friends to take his new Cadillac time machine and go Back to the Future to find him some Horny Toad and new dentures. As Aquanette was rounding up the last of the Horny Toads, she heard a voice say "At last, we finally meet." She turned to find a tall, dark, and handsome goat man with a shirt that reads 'Secret Agent from Spazzola.' "Aquanette, do you have the toilet brush design I asked you for? The people of my country are in desperate need of an alternate method of toilet cleansing."

Loz Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 03:28:44

"Clean this!" she yelled, and pulled out her trusty .45. She fired a shot in the air widly, and dived behind a...

German Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 15:32:50

Honey ham on rye, with three slices of hickory bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, ketchup, mayo, and a pinch of light grade motor oil. "Ah, you have found my one weakness," said the goatman in an slight Italian accent. "The toilet brush you can keep, but the sandwich, she's-a mine."

Ralph, Simon, Piggy, and Jack Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 15:03:34

Then the goatman notices the pig head on a large stick in the ground aways off, and then with a quick glance about, his friends burst out of the bushes and start worshipping the head and chanting about killing beats, allowing Aquanette to...

Don Tuesday, June 1, 2004 at 14:50:11

pickup yet another Fender Highway 1 V Jazz Bass thus laying out an escape route with jazzy funky rythm.

Adam Saturday, June 5, 2004 at 19:25:00

Then in a peak of creativity she played a song that brought peace to those who heard it. Thanks to mass media, all warfare on earth ceased. Mankind seeked a utopian society where everyone's excess was given to those in need so that noone was left with out food, clothing and shelter. Aquenetta was elected president of the World. Unfortunately power a greed go the best of Aquenatta and...

mulya Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 14:24:56

She forgot herself. In the midst of the psychological struggle between Aquenetta's power hungry persona and her innocent inner child,

Michael (Mulya's pal) Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 14:49:36

dawn broke on that crisp September morning. Unfortunately, this meant she had to return it to the store and get it replaced. Try as she might, she could not remember that she was Aquanetta Smith-Jones. In fact, she couldn't remember anything about her previous life, including why she had spaghetti sauce and motor oil stains on her futuristic jumpsuit. Bjorn, as she now called herself, thought wistfully of the days when...well, actually she didn't think of those days, as she couldn't remember a thing that had happened before that morning. Which was just as well, for had she known the horrible truth,

Natron Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 10:33:28

she would have found George's Cadillac time machine and went back in time to stop the Moors. (North African Muslims [called by their Latin name Mauri—i.e., natives of Roman Mauretania] invaded Spain in the 8th century and, under the Umayyad and Almoravid dynasties, created the great Arab Andalusian civilization in such cities as Córdoba, Toledo, Granada, and Sevilla. The Christian reconquest of Spain under Alfonso VI began in the 11th century; from then until the Moors' final defeat in 1492 and for another century thereafter, many Moors settled as refugees in North Africa) Then, she would have invented Flamenco and taken credit for it.

Spammer Friday, June 25, 2004 at 17:50:49

But due to some mixup at in directions to show off the Flamenco, she ended up in a resturuant whose specialty was serving spam, spam and eggs, spam spam and spam, and other various amounts of spam with itself, allowing her partner to take credit for the dance.

Mulya Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 16:05:42

"Wait!" said a voice from behind, "If your partner invented the Flemenco, then he must have found George's Cadillac time machine!""Who are you?" said Bjorn, with an air of

Michael (Mulya's pal) Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 16:21:40

primarily oxygen and nitrogen (but including trace amounts of carbon dioxide, the "noble gasses," and water vapor) about her. "Who am I? Who am I?!" said the menacing voice.Though as Bjorn quickly came to discover, the mysterious person (who she decided to name Bfree) faced the same predicament as she faced: a total lack of

Redactatrix Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 21:08:25

stimulation to the autonomic nerve centers. Gasping for air, she croaked "Oxygen! Oxygen! OX ..." at which time Paul Bunyan burst through the door with Babe, the Blue Ox right behind. Babe had a tank of oxygen slung around his neck Saint-Bernard-keg style, and Paul Bunyan quickly used it to resuscitate Bjorn. She thanked him effusively, and as he waved goodbye from the window of the Cadillac Time Machine (Babe was driving), she said, "Who was that masked man?" to which Bfree replied,

Bubbaly Monday, June 28, 2004 at 11:37:42

"Alka-Seltzer." "Oh, that makes sense. His effervescent personality relieved my heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach, headache, body aches & pains."

al Monday, June 28, 2004 at 12:58:19

Yes indeed, it was Speedy the Alka-Seltzer mascot in the flesh (so to speak). Something began to tug at her memory. A picture of Maurice Jenkins began to appear in her mind. Maurice was a tall boy that she attended prom with in 11th grade. He was a quiet boy who always wore black. He was very deeply into the gothic lifestyle. She was always bothered by the white make up he wore. She suddenly slapped her forehead in revelation. Maurice wasn't a shy, gothic teen at all. He was a mime! She pondered the thought for a moment. "No wonder

Michael (Mulya's pal) Monday, June 28, 2004 at 13:48:31

"No wonder this all seems wrong!" she shouted as she spun around and kicked Speedy right in the seltzer. "What are you doing?!" Bfree cried, knowing that the huge taco plate he had just eaten would catch up to him before long. Speedy just rolled around on the ground in pain. "This isn't Speedy at all!" Bjorn smugly replied. Her fingers slipped beneath the rubber mask. She yanked quickly, revealing that it was none other than

al Monday, June 28, 2004 at 13:49:21

Humpty Dumpty! “He must know about the toilet brushes,” Bfree said as he shoved another taco into his gaping mouth. “You’re right,” Bjorn said as she turned to the groveling little man. “Come on, just what do you know?” Humpty just sat there stone walling her. "Fine! Be that way!" she said as she paced around behind the glaring hot lights shining on Humpty's face. "One day you will crack, mister, and I'll be there to pick up the pieces"

Michael (Mulya's pal) Monday, June 28, 2004 at 14:00:26

Suddenly a group of knights riding on horseback burst into the interrogation room. Each carried a lance and wore heavy plate armor. One of the knights removed his helmet. "That's my job," he said with a smirk. It was none other than the Kind of England himself! Bjorn and Bfree were speechless. Slowly, and although she may not have been fully aware of it, this whole thing was starting to make sense. However, her curious, growing epiphany was cut short as the Kind of England began to speak.

DON'T GOT A CLUE Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 09:23:36

But then a F-16 fighter jet flew over head and dropped some toilet paper!

al Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 10:19:23

Bjorn watched in terror as the toilet paper fell to the ground. "Right on time!" Humpty Dumpty said with glee as he darted toward the door. "Hurry Bfree, he's getting away!" Bjorn shouted. But Bfree didn't hear her because he was too busy ordering more tacos. Humpty Dumpty turned and gave Bjorn a quick smirk as he reached the door. It was at this moment that Humpty's foot became tangled in the pile of toilet paper. He fell with a quick crash and shattered into hundreds of pieces. Bjorn reached for the pieces, but was blocked by all the Kind's men. Bjorn then recoiled in horror as

Kitch Thursday, July 8, 2004 at 04:22:09

Humpty Dumpty slowly pulled himself up off the floor and untangled the toilet paper from his foot. "Aha!" he cried "I'm hardboiled!"

Mitch Saturday, July 10, 2004 at 18:27:29

And at that statement, everyone just sort of looks around at each other and with some hungry looks, all decided to eat the hardboiled Humpty Dumpty

Kitch Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 04:13:22

Bjorn charged forward with salt and pepper in hand, all the Kings Men followed clutching their trusty forks. Just they were about to pounce on poor defenseless Humpty a booming voice roared "HALT!!"Bjorn sneering, slowly turned his head in the direction the voice had came from. He had to see who had the nerve to interupt his meal! There, standing menacingly in the doorway was none other than Humptys' adversary - The Kind of England and with him was the love of Humptys' life, the vivacious toilet brush woman, Aquanetta!

dude Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 08:46:07

"As you all know, I, the Kind of England, am the time/space continuum guru. I have halted time because all your time traveling and bass playing was about to cause a paradox that would end the entire universe, AND cause bass players everywhere to take up the kazoo. Already, the vivacious toilet brush woman, Aquanetta has been turned into the forgetful man, Bjorn. I wear briefs. I mean, I'll be brief. I must take Bjorn with me, and leave you with Aquanetta. Her 80's hair-band, Mario Luigi, will lead you to the toilet brush of vivaciousness!" With that, he and Bjorn donned hot pink leg warmers and disappeared!

Ronald Monday, July 19, 2004 at 09:43:03

But with that, they just stared for a minute before veraciously eating Humpty Dumpty.

Humpty Monday, July 19, 2004 at 11:20:55

But that wasn't actually Humpty they were eating. During all the commotion and leg warming, Humpty threw a crash test dummy on the ground and headed for the mayo. That's right, if he couldn't take over the world hard boiled, then he would just have to increase his powers and return as egg salad. So he mixed himself with:7 other eggs1 tablespoon mayonnaise 2 tablespoons prepared Dijon-style mustard 1 teaspoon dried dill weed 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 red onion, minced salt and pepper to taste Now no one will be able to stop him, that is until...

Sistah Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 21:34:56

“Hey! Don’t let him get away!” shouted Aquanetta. “That would make a great shampoo!” Everybody rushed toward Humpty and started spreading his body parts all over their heads, which was squishy and not just a little bit nauseating.

mulya Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 16:36:12

But it did condition their hair really well, which is the next best thing to shampooing, so they wrote a song about it.

Riff Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 21:24:22

Unfortunately, the song was copywrited, (copywrote?), and as such, could not be repeated in this story. Humpty snuck off into the night, mumbling something archaic, like;

Kitch Friday, July 23, 2004 at 03:58:04

....." a horse, a horse, my Kingdom for a horse!"

Name? Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 09:34:23

To which someone does indeed trade him his kingdom for a horse, allowing the kingdom to be prosperous for several years to come.

mulya Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 14:58:28

And that is the story of how the mighty UK Parliament came to be. As for Bjorn, he soon came to discover that being a physical manifestation of Aquanetta's very masculine id was...

JT Monday, August 2, 2004 at 10:21:35

... not good for one's chances with the ladies. Whenever he thought he was making a connection they would drive him away with talk of commitment and settling down. Several years passed, and the much-transformed Bjorn found himself vacationing alone in the Cook Islands. Sitting in a beachside cantina near sunset, as he looked through his sunglasses down the silvery thread of the waterline, curving gently into the distance, he saw the last person he expected to encounter on his quiet vacation:

Kitch Tuesday, August 10, 2004 at 04:32:21

Humpty!! Cavorting on the beach with the Kind of England. Could it be? Were his eyes playing tricks on him?

jobeee (i'm back) Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 07:14:32

Yes they were! Because it was actually Aquanette with her time travelling friend Bfree! The pair was hastening right toward Bjorn, who, scared, jumped up to run away. Aquanette, noticing this, shouted,"...

julie Sunday, August 15, 2004 at 12:26:16

"Stop" "I've come across the oceans of time to bring you outstanding news!,we must leave here and travel to Bali in our time travelling machine. We must hurry.humpty is still alive., and we must stop to get dip.

Lynz Wednesday, August 18, 2004 at 06:54:29

But instead of going to Bali, they boarded a flight to Bora Bora. As they boarded the plane, all any of them could think about was....

jobeee Friday, August 20, 2004 at 08:10:20

tuna on rye- and the plight of those poor dolphins. The mere thought made Aquanette nauseas. Suddenly, Aquanette stood up and said, "Stop the plane! I wish to get off!" Bfree, Bjorn, and the rest of the passengers stared at her. What could have possibly possessed her to make such a rash move? But it was all clear when Aquanette explained,"...

Lynz Saturday, August 21, 2004 at 09:56:41

"I have to pee."

ReAlity Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 10:11:19

Then, we all at the same time read a previous passage from this story: "Try as she might, she could not remember that she was Aquanetta Smith-Jones. In fact, she couldn't remember anything about her previous life, including why she had spaghetti sauce and motor oil stains on her futuristic jumpsuit. Bjorn, as she now called herself, thought wistfully of the days when...well, actually she didn't think of those days, as she couldn't remember a thing that had happened before that morning." Then, the space time continuoum between Bjorn and Aquanette collapsed, bringing them back together. However, they now occupied a space the size of a grain of salt.

jhake Friday, September 17, 2004 at 04:11:42

"no comment!" said she.

Anonamyous Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 08:18:29

Right before she exploded, and formed a new universe, in which Bjorn and Aquenette were different people, but somehow the whole previous story made sense.Bjorn said to Aquenette: "You have to get off to pee? Why on Earth--" But before Bjorn could finish that sentence she was interrupted by a...

Goober8767865 Friday, October 1, 2004 at 05:29:29

loud belching noise coming from behind them. When they turned around they both screamed in shock because right before their eyes was.....

Loz Saturday, October 2, 2004 at 17:28:53

...a giant killer cabbage, with big pointy teeth. It had just been chowing down on the passengers behind them, and let out a huge burp of satisfation.The cabbage grinned at them, and then started to move towards them, its teeth nashing and gnawing.

Tweak Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 01:05:14

At that same instant in modern day Idaho a little cow was grazing in a field, and suddenly realized that little bugs are infesting its teeth and giving it cavities... and back to the story, or as I call it sokleblue, that is, course french for where are the fries. and then the scrumptulous man eating cabbage stopped and exclaimed, "I just saved alot of money on my car insurance!" Bjorn and Aquanette were relieved but then......

Spazz Saturday, October 23, 2004 at 02:03:26

the story took a wild tangent back to the cow with the bug-infested teeth. "I don't like my cavities," exlaimed the cow, which was surprised to discover it could talk, though in retrospect realized it had never actually TRIED talking before. The cow went on to fame and fortune, eventually becoming the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. The moral of the story is to...

Anonamyous Sunday, November 7, 2004 at 09:32:07

not wait so long before you realize that you can, indeed, talk. Take every advantage you're given, and...............

DONT GOT A CLUE Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 09:32:42

Go to the bathroom as not to make a mess.

Jordan Friday, November 12, 2004 at 13:25:06

This would all be well and good if only...

b.b. Sunday, November 14, 2004 at 10:00:53

a national evil circus developer hadn't crossed her path about then. What an awful thing to have happen! He set about digging a pit for her to fall into. Then, thinking about it, he decided that wasn't good enough, so next he...

crystal Thursday, November 18, 2004 at 11:34:58

sawed a pole halfway through on the lion's cage. Leading Aquanetta around the circus grounds by her dreadlocks, they stopped in front of the lion's cage. Pedro, the evil circus developer, turned towards Aquanetta as he leaned his hand against the sawed pole

kathy Thursday, November 18, 2004 at 19:05:04

when he suddenly fell in the lion's cage himself as Aquanetta's hair tore loose from her head. It seems Aquanetta's dreadlocks were really a wig! As she started to run away, she noticed a sad-looking clown. "Wow, you really look familiar," she said. "Oh, Aquanetta, don't you remember me? I'm

DONT GOT A CLUE Monday, November 22, 2004 at 07:16:21

the anti-Bozo. my show was cancelled, so all the rejected clowns formed a secret militia to overtake Bozo.

Courvoisier Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:40:54

At that precise moment, Pakistan and India made peace. The countries of the middle east made peace. Peace flowed through the world, with the exception of the Civil war in Kiribati. And the moral is: A clown and some hair spray can make world peace, except in the South Pacific where big orange hair is normal.

DONT GOT A CLUE Thursday, November 25, 2004 at 05:46:53

The anti-Bozo asked whoever the lead character was,"Is the story over?"

PeterN Saturday, November 27, 2004 at 07:39:07

And the lead chacracter said, " Yes my good man. We have done all we could and now we should rest. There always will be another tale to be told. Patience, my son.

Robeo Saturday, November 27, 2004 at 21:48:33

The End