Steve McGarrett Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 01:04:51

It looked like rain.

Fifth Dimension Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 11:28:26

The sky was blue and cloudy.

keli.wiv.a.k Monday, June 17, 2002 at 07:32:28

I was having a bad day

jobeeee Monday, June 17, 2002 at 07:55:17

It had all begun earlier that morning when I was walking through the park and bumped into...

keli.wiv.a.k Monday, June 17, 2002 at 08:01:02

A large oak tree

jobocca Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 07:40:58

Dazed and confused, I turned around to see an enormous...

stan Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:31:20

Blue and Gray chevy van with a cow on the hood.

Anonymous Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:32:12

swerving to and fro...

jason Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:33:01

swerving to and fro heading for Sammy's Tavern

Robeo Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:53:14

to get a jar of Sammy's special sauce.

Candi Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:00:46

But with the cow on the hood of the van, I could barely see what direction he was headed in.

Maika Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:16:55

Suddenly I realized the van was coming towards me, right in the direction of the same large oak tree I´d just bumped into.

Egor Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:25:33

Which is incredibly close to Heather's French Fry Emporium

Gumball Monday, July 1, 2002 at 19:31:18

Could it be that the smell coming from Heather's French Fry Emporium had distracted the driver?

anonymous Wednesday, July 3, 2002 at 06:17:22

or was it the fact that he was trying to light a cheap cigarette

COLE Wednesday, July 3, 2002 at 18:46:32

with the sparks that flew out from under his car

Hunter Thursday, July 4, 2002 at 09:47:40

But none of that really mattered. The only thing that really mattered was that I had retained the sparkling shine on my brand new shoes. I was so proud, but then again who wouldn't be? I watched as tha van careened before coming to a stop just inches from my nose. The driver rolled down his window and asked...

jobo Friday, July 5, 2002 at 17:40:24

Are you Heather, from Heather's French Fry emporium?

Herford Friday, July 5, 2002 at 19:37:18

"No, I'm Bob from Bob's Beef Barn and Ball Bearing Palace. What are you doing out here on this clear rainy day?"

Michelle Friday, July 5, 2002 at 21:23:13

"I am here to find my long lost twin brother, and I think it is you."

Herford Friday, July 5, 2002 at 21:28:43

"Regardless of the fact that you have a full beard, you are a woman and you don't look anything like me, except for the beard."

josephino betho Saturday, July 6, 2002 at 07:56:11

Bewilderedly, i asked, " Who are you? ", only to hear the name i have feared throughout my entire life...

Hunter Sunday, July 7, 2002 at 01:18:39

"The name is Bond. Josephine Bond."

jo Sunday, July 7, 2002 at 15:13:09

'Aack! Gasp! oh my!' i thought. 'nothing can save me now! i must escape to...'

jaybee Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:18:22

My secret laboratory to make a sup-um-dee-lish-eek-im-dead potion for the evil Josephine. Because, bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, my name is not Bob from bob's beef barn and ball bearing place! It is really...

Joe Bond Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:39:21

Jeff of Jeff's Jellybean and Jewelry Emporium. I have sunconciously called you here because...

jb Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 20:23:41

I am your leader! Bring alien creatures to me because I RULE THIS PLANET!!! With the exception, of course, to my arch-nemesis Josephine Bond. There must be some way to eradicate her pesky existence. Oooooooooooh! What a scheming plan i've come up with!!! All i have to do is...

john Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 06:43:09

think of a way to lure her close to the LAB where absolute robeo can cripple her powers with his intricate knowledge of the cross lapping process

Robeo Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 07:37:10

"Absolute Robeo will know exactly what to do," he thought. "He's played this game before." Leaving a trail of breadcrumbs, Jeff lured the unsuspecting Josephine to the lab. Once inside, Absolute Robeo quickly fired up the Hydro and the Wetlay, flooding the lab, which in turn, washed out the evil fibers of Josephines being. "So Jeff," said Robeo. "Do you want to know how I did that?" "Okay, sure I do." "I'm not going to tell you," said Robeo. "But hang on to this rubber hose. You'll need it someday. I can't remember what it's for but don't ever throw it away. Jeff left the lab as Robeo trained Josephine on the fine art of needle punching.

joB Sunday, July 14, 2002 at 18:26:02

As I, Jeff of Jeff's Jellybean and Jewelery Emporium, walked out the door with my new rubber hose in one hand and my trusty walking stick in the other i realized that in the shadows there was a...

Brad Sunday, July 14, 2002 at 22:45:03

very slim chance of getting a sun tan. However, there was a rather tall man with large gloves on stuffing things into cardboard cartons. Could it be that he was shadow boxing?

Byron Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 18:18:06

Why yes, i do beieve that is what he was trying to do, but luckily enough for me, I had a kangaroo as a brother, so consequently I was very dasque in the arts of shadow boxing.

jobeeeeee Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 07:45:25

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!! I searched in vain for the phone, but alas, it kept making the annoying, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!! oh! it's the tall man in the shadow's cell phone! Now that he is distracted, here's my chance. all i have to do is...

keli.wiv.a.k Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 10:49:23

get out my trusty torches & dazzle the blundering fool with my sensational strobe shootin sequence

doug Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 23:31:37

however the torch and strobe melted Jeff's rubber hose sending a maladorous stench halfway across town and the odor entered a saloon where two alligators happened to be seated at the bar enjoying a

Anonymous Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 06:08:48

strawberry daquari. However when they noticed Jeffhad no weapon, they quickly attacked before he knew what hit him. Later, as Absolute robeo stood over his lifeless body with a tear rolling down his cheek, "I told you to take care of the rubber hose, then you could have warded off the alligators, and drunk their (non-acoholic)strawberry daquari's. You see, Ive played this game before. The moral of this story is.....

Robeo Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 08:02:06

to never damage or throw away the rubber hose. You'll need it for something in the future. I'm not sure for what but it only fits on one certain machine and you can't run that machine without it. Okay, go ahead and throw away the hose. When you need it, it will be too late and then who will be laughing? I have said enough about that. I'm going to Sammy's."

jo Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 14:25:17

"Oh NO!!!!" i thought! "I can't let Robeo get to Sammy's before I!! He's going to steal Sammy's special sauce and use it for fuel in that certain machine with the melted hose. I must stop him!" But all of a sudden the crocodiles noticed him escaping and threw him back into...

jobah Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 14:31:02

a getaway vehicle! The crocodiles were now his comarades in helping catch robeo ( they had been friends of Josephine, and had already had their vengence on Jeff, so were now going after Robeo) The crocs, John and Wayne, were sure they could easily catch up with Robeo in their sleek Volkswagen van, because he was only traveling on foot. However, they would be suprised because Robeo...

Robeo Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 15:21:37

had found another rubber hose.

joy Saturday, July 27, 2002 at 13:48:57

and thrashed them all soundly with his new found hosedom

Amanda Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 15:21:03

but as he started to walk away a giant raccoon jumped upon his back and started to lick his ears but then all of a sudden

tollrose Thursday, August 1, 2002 at 08:17:46

he realised that something was wrong, - very wrong, - racoons don't usually like me, he thought, - maybe I have....

dg Saturday, August 3, 2002 at 06:48:23

sweet corn stuffed in my ears.for years i have been legally blind(as opposed to illegally blind- we have such a subculture of lawbreakers in this country)As i continued on my way a wild eyed looking person who desribed himself as a director from hollywood offered me the lead in his new remake of daniel boone. Of course I

keli.wiv.a.k Saturday, August 3, 2002 at 08:24:53

declined, while flattered yet some what confused the thought of being in yet another remake (espescially daniel boone VIII, the return{again}) sickened me. No i'd just

josephino betho Monday, August 5, 2002 at 10:38:06

be a walk-on extra in the movie, while still being paid 22 million for my illustrious prescence. However, the producer of the movie told me

Anonymous Tuesday, August 6, 2002 at 06:50:09

that i would have to be fully clothed which seemed a bit ridiculous since i preferred to run around in nothing but a fanny pack and black socks with penny loafers. However i learned my lesson about that the day that I attempted to

tollrose Thursday, August 8, 2002 at 12:30:24

collect honey on a trip to an apiarist's home. However, I soon decided that my best option would be to...

keli.wiv.a.k Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 13:24:17

to ditch the fanny pack and black socks with penny loafers and just go for...

jojo Friday, August 23, 2002 at 08:53:15

the fully clothed option- i needed that $22 mil to buy a...

jobeh Friday, August 23, 2002 at 11:19:35

googol of rubber hoses

Jessica Friday, August 30, 2002 at 19:43:31

So there Jeff was, on the set of Daniel Boone VIII. He found a bench in a far corner to sit on while waiting until he was need. To his left was a very gregarious donkey. He stuck out a finely manicured hoof and said "Hi there! The name's Jack. That over there is Gary." Jeff turned to his right and saw a Giraffe wearing bifocals reading a newspaper from 1967. Jack proceded to say...

JoBeth Tuesday, September 3, 2002 at 15:46:18

"Wait a minute! You're Jeff of Jeff's Jellybean and Jewelry Emporium, aren't you?? I go there all the time! You're like my hero! May i have your autograph?" The elated Jack shoved a piece of paper and pen right under Jeff's nose. Gary, our senile giraffe, gave Jack a condescending look and said...

tollrose Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 08:53:48

"Well is he your hero, - or just like your hero?"

Dr. Cal Chip Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 21:25:23

Jack was no longer so gregarious, and he spouted out, "You don't know Jack!" And, before he could say another word a duck, this darn waddling duck quacked out, ".............."

jojo beans Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 15:28:36

Which means, in duck language, "i am a super duckie! i have jumped in from the previous tandem story. And I-" he was cut off by our not-so-gregarious Jack who impetuously shouted,

DarkNova Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 20:26:09

"My pants are on fire!" Which of course they were not, but which he said anyway just to startle the duck long enough to reach into his pocket and pull out his trusty...

sapphirehart Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:24:57

water gun that holds 2 gallons of water

Red Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 11:07:03

Just then, the blue and gray Chevy van with a cow on the hood reappeared and ran over the duck. Since the duck was already in the form of a pancake, Jack had breakfast.

jo elle Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 20:35:11

which was all fine and dandy until somebody pulled the plug on Jack's secret operations. See, Jack had been employed by the Borlan Hosiery company because he had a criminal past. He had once been known as "Black Jack Mac" when he...

Severine Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 22:04:31

...was younger. It seems that when he was 3 years old, he had a nice little stolen candy racket. He was very skilled in the art of stealing candy from babies...

jobo the clown Saturday, September 21, 2002 at 18:52:24

baby kangaroos, that is...

jekkie Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 21:35:25

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the two crocs, John and Wayne having only now just recovered from the hose-lashing, showed up on the set of Daniel Boone VIII the return(again) to fulfill their jobs as glorified extras. As soon as they saw Jack- and remembered his stolen candy racket from their youth- suddenly turned to Jack and...

rumbi Thursday, October 3, 2002 at 08:50:38

pounced on him. jack had been trouble to them ever since.......so there was jack at lat all sprawled on the floor looking as lifeless as jack. before ha had a chance to do or say anything the director walked right in and said "jack--- what the.....

jimbo Saturday, October 5, 2002 at 15:25:58

the director was aghast, he surveyed the room wondering who the perpetrator could have been. unable to decide, he shouted,"WHO ATE MY SANDWICH!??!!??!??"

SuperStar Monday, October 7, 2002 at 19:37:10

the room went silent suddenly, there was a voice form the back that said...

rumbi Wednesday, October 9, 2002 at 09:58:22

must have beeen..........

jo Wednesday, October 9, 2002 at 16:08:16

the Scarlet Pimpernell!

Doogie Friday, October 11, 2002 at 13:04:55

...The voice from the back of the room was coming from none other than...

jojo Friday, October 11, 2002 at 16:05:31

...Bond, Josephine Bond...

jizzie Monday, October 14, 2002 at 20:07:53

rather injured and holding a grudge against Robeo, she ambled across the room to tell her story- " i left the lab after Jeff and Robeo and caught a ride with...

keli-wiv-a-k Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 08:50:51

Nelly! (no not the elephant, but the one who wears a bandaid on his face for no medical reason noticeable)

Derek Loynds Monday, October 28, 2002 at 17:16:30

...the band aid was a distinctive way to remind him of the forthcoming visit to the dentist and that he must insist that laughing gas

Dink Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 19:30:42

be banned from the planet until...

katy Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 21:21:07

a candy coloured clown called 'joey' with incredible inventive powers was in his very own lab dreaming up his latest invention for josephine..

pulmeria Sunday, November 3, 2002 at 19:36:04

he'd just put on his apron with "i love small rodents" on it, when in hopped....

Kathy Monday, November 4, 2002 at 12:47:47

a small rodent... more specifically a mexican fighting guinea pig... you know the ones... they're 3 inches long, black with purple and green spots all over, and a pink tail. They are notorious for their singing abilities. "Mmmmm" thought Joey "with a rodent of this quality and style, I could......

jobi Monday, November 4, 2002 at 15:22:49

"win the 'rodent talent show'!... it's in May, and the internal conflict is obvious... i should..."

keli-wiv-a-k Monday, November 4, 2002 at 20:22:27

enter" and without the aid of a safety net lunged at the small mexican fighting guinea pig which moved with the speed and grace of a....

Kidd Wong Tuesday, November 5, 2002 at 15:03:15

three tons elephant.

jobi wan kenobi Monday, November 18, 2002 at 20:45:37

he did not expect, unfortunately, the enigma which was about to take place- the rodent...

Cat-alyst Friday, November 22, 2002 at 16:08:39

transformed at that moment into a ...

matticus Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 17:07:29

hippopotamus with really big ears. "Alas!" thought Joey. Immediately he thought up a plan- all he had to do was...

Bob the Miscreant Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 07:32:16

start a Tandem Story on the internet about . . .

sarah Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 16:26:41

my wonderful, cloudy, sunny, clear day that i was walking throught the park and bumped into a BIG oak tree

abby Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 16:30:38

and the biggest raccoon jumped out at me and thought i was an acorn. i ran around in terror turnd around and ran right in to a hippo with big ears and

Carolyn Saturday, December 14, 2002 at 19:09:36

the largest horn I had ever seen, he blew the horn again and again, but the oak tree just wouldn't move, but he sworved at the last minute, and ran over the

hey whoa! Sunday, December 15, 2002 at 21:48:05

rest of the duck which he had already run over once- who had only just recovered from the last time. He then saw his friend and stopped the van inches from his nose... he shouted out to him,"...

abby Monday, December 16, 2002 at 16:23:45

cant you see this is a duck crossing buddy !!!!!! and ...

joB Monday, December 16, 2002 at 17:29:00

then he recognized the driver. with maliciousness, the duck (who has a name thank you very much- Jose Cablero Jonez Francesco Phillipiera- but you can call him Bob) rushes over to

yea, yea, yea Monday, December 23, 2002 at 11:58:42

greet his estranged nephew. Struck with a feeling of love, he was thrown to the floor as his heart grew three sizes that day. then

enough is enough Monday, December 23, 2002 at 12:03:23

after his previous mood swing, he

doug Wednesday, January 8, 2003 at 10:33:44

viaduct?

rollin', rollin', rollin', Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 20:13:03

into the neighboring...

grannie Tuesday, January 28, 2003 at 12:34:28

pig pen which was just around the corner.

:-) Wednesday, February 5, 2003 at 15:37:49

there he met a...

Aaron Monday, February 10, 2003 at 16:03:28

sweet and loveable piglet named Wilbur. Yes, WILBUR. Wilbur was a nice pig, who sat around the pigpen all day, politely oinking at passersby; that is, until his spider/pig sense told him otherwise. Wilbur had been bitten by a spider. A radioactive spider that gave him incredible abilities; one of which was...

Mario from SA Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 09:34:25

A remarkable resemblence to Bella Abzug, but only between the hours of 2 and 3 AM, Greenwich Mean Time. The rest of the day (and, of course, night) he...

h_ Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 16:59:49

spent organizing hats.

Gary from UK Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 06:23:31

Although his acclaimed hat organising skills were legendary throughout the land, Wilbur yearned for more excitment than his head covering redistribution abilities currently provided. He had read in a magazine "You Swine", of possible employment opportunities in Flemish basket weaving, a career path sadly lacking in bacon based representatives. Hurridly Wilbur posted his application form with a sweater trotter and waited....

DS Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 18:25:03

for rigor mortis to set in

Gary from UK Friday, February 14, 2003 at 02:24:37

to the body of his dead mother, sitting in her favourite armchair by the window. Wilbur smiled as he hung the meat cleaver back on the wall, she won't be bothering me again, he thought to himself. Just then, he heard a noise, he turned to see...

DS Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:06:42

Bella Abzug, staring at him with a look that could melt through a can of cold molasses. "You know why I'm here", she said in an threatening way that made Wilbur glad for those piggie training pants he put on that morning. Fearing for his safety, Wilbur did the only thing that a rational pig wearing piggie diapers would do,, he reached for

subtlestang Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 22:59:36

the pair of ferrets hidden in his pants, missed and plucked out a

computerwolf Saturday, March 1, 2003 at 22:38:52

a pair of tweezers, which he used to...

raydorsey Sunday, March 2, 2003 at 17:57:55

pluck the eye brows of the ferrets because if not done, the ferrets can't see and if the ferrets can't see

gary from UK Monday, March 3, 2003 at 09:10:42

they are no use to anyone other than blind ferret breeders. A clump of plucked ferret eyebrow hair lay on the floor by Wilbur's feet. He scooped up the bundle of tatty fur and sat down in his favourite chair. Wilbur planned to knit himself a nice new .....

joB Tuesday, March 4, 2003 at 15:29:11

rain slicker for Bob, the duck. However, Bob didnot recieve it well. He thought that

joshephino betho Wednesday, March 5, 2003 at 19:38:47

Wilbur was insulting his style. You see, for years and years, Bob had a clothing line that specifically dealt with rain slickers, mimicking the water-proofiness of his species (no animals were harmed in the making of this product). Gathering up all the strength he could muster, Bob...

Gary from UK Thursday, March 6, 2003 at 02:29:27

tore the rain slicker in half and hurled the pieces into a muddly lake. Bob was going to put a stop to Wilbur's knitting crimes once and for all. Bob stormed into Wilbur's pen but gasped in surprise at the sight which lay before him....

jekkie Friday, March 7, 2003 at 18:03:43

a spiderweb, with the word 'terrific' intricately sewn into it was in the corner of the pen. Seeing this as a sarcastic display of Wilbur's skill with thread, (in the form of ferret whiskers and in this case, spiderwebs) Bob decided to...

Molly Friday, March 21, 2003 at 07:45:18

target his secretly constructed superlaser on Wilbur's pen and vapourise that darn porker once and for all. As Bob punched in the co-ordinates of Wilbur's dwelling on his battle computer, he failed to notice something creeeping up behind him. Suddenly, he heard a noise and was shocked to see....

Max Tuesday, March 25, 2003 at 06:34:49

a small hovering assassin droid dispatched from an advance scouting Zylarian battle cruiser orbiting 300 miles above the Earth's surface. From the sinister realms of his alien command centre, the Zylan warlord examined the image of Bob in his visual relay module. "Destroy lifeform" barked the commander in a throaty rasp of alien hisses and gurgles. The instruction, received immediately by the remote killer droid, was processed and a small extrusion was pointed towards Bob. Bob gulped, and waited for something to happen. Just then..........

Des Tuesday, January 1, 2002 at 22:30:10

Wilbur burst into the room brandishing his anti-assassin droid neutralising thermal blaster and vaporised the droid with a single squeeze on the trigger. As the glowing fragments scattered across the floor, Wilbur beckoned to Bob to follow him out the door. However, not to distract from his sole mission to destroy all knitting pigs in the world, Bob stabbed a large red button on his control panel labelled "DESTRUCT". "10 seconds until meltdown" announced a computerised voice. Bob cackled hysterically at the thought of Wilbur's impending doom, failing to observe a small object hurtling from above towards him......

Beth Ann Friday, January 4, 2002 at 04:46:12

Ow!! said Bob. He looks up as it begins to hail. the hail hit a stratigic place in his diabolical plot that disabled his entire plan. darn! he said. He then ran after wilbur and started chasing and hitting him with a rubber hose.Yes! Robeo was right! That rubber hose that Bob has been carrying around for 10 years actually has a purpose. Wilbur ran outside into the hail. Bob said "Hey -ow- come back here you -ow- knit -ow- ing p -ow- ig" And much of the same thing. But wilbur ,knitting pig that he was, had a plan...

Gary from UK Saturday, January 5, 2002 at 14:04:44

Wilbur had secretly been knitting a duck restraining jacket for the past few months; both sturdy and peck proof. Luring Bob into his knitting workshop, Wilbur grappled Bob to the ground, and, with a series of snorts and quacks, wrestled Bob into his freshly weaved duck jacket. "Let me go, you swine" - squawked Bob at Wilbur, "You'll be bacon otherwise". Wilbur ignored Bob's pleas, he was too busy observing a sinister shadow moving towards him.

Doc D from the UK Monday, January 7, 2002 at 19:10:34

before Wilbur could do anything the shadow was upon him, strong arms holding Wilburs porky little trotters down by his side. A sinister voice mumbled "I've been watching you, and I dont like what I see." Bob was dumb struck, could it be? Surely not! Bob thought, the shadow had a familiar voice, a voice which struck terror into the heart of duck manipulating pigs everywhere... A light burst on and the shadow was illuminated as non other than Daffy Duck, hero of all ducks everywhere. Bob was quickly released from his bounds by the silently strong Daffy. He ran out of the door and.....

Gary from UK Tuesday, January 8, 2002 at 18:40:21

..stepped on an anti-pig landmine cunningly planted by Bob the previous evening. As the _____ cleared, the gentle patter of bacon splattering on hard earth could be heared as Wilbur's flaming pork remains came to rest. "That's the BBQ for tonight taken care of!" smiled Daffy as he began to gather up the sausages. Bob gulped, he had turned vegetarian a year ago after a nasty incident with a randy dog. What am I going to tell Daffy? he thought, but as Bob struggled with this dilema, another one was about to unfold....

Robert Thursday, January 10, 2002 at 19:20:49

For then a large shadow fell across the whole barnyard as the alien ship decended to the earth. The commanding general was quite ticked off that somebody had destroyed his droid and he was going to find out who. Bob watched as the large ship circled the yard and landed in the middle of the cornfield. Bob heard the sound of hydrulics as the door on the craft opened up. Bob could not see who or what was coming out because of all the corn. But he could see the corn moving as the creature moved toward him. He could hear the stalks breaking and being pushed aside. Closer and closer the sound was getting. It was almost deafening as his heart pounded faster and faster. It was at the edge of the corn and in one loud crash of corn stalks out jumped....

Time Keeper Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 21:08:37

...a clock. "Hey!" exclaimed the clock. "What's up with the time stamp in this story? I mean it jumps back in time from Tuesday, March 25, 2003 to Tuesday, January 1, 2002." It was then that the clock realized that Bob was not bound to the space / time continuum. The clock was also dumbfounded by his own new found ability to speak, not to mention...

Robert Tuesday, April 8, 2003 at 05:38:20

...the space lag had totally messed up his sleep pattern. Bob was watching the clock walking around the barnyard muttering something about a "space/time coninuum" when Bob realized...

Don Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:56:06

he had a cunning plan.

joB Saturday, May 3, 2003 at 13:16:05

The clock held the key to the mystery of time travel. However, the clock would never surrender such valuable information easily. Here's where Bob's cunning scheme kicks in...

tea42 Thursday, May 8, 2003 at 13:19:43

he would tempt the clock to tell with...

avantika Monday, May 12, 2003 at 08:18:34

A giant sugar-garlic pizza! But just as Bob took out his portable kitchen set, the commander of the rival brongosloban forces set fire to the planet with his super-duper-pizza gun! But the clock grabbed Bob and took him through time to..

Robert Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 03:31:16

1873. "Where are we?" asked Bob. "It looks like the wild west," responded the clock. Bob was looking around trying to make sence of what just happened when several large burley, scruffy, not too pleasant looking men came his way. The largest of them picked Bob up by the back of the neck, looked him dead in the eye and said...

Alan Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 06:38:28

Do you know where I can get some more cheese whiz for my beetle larva pizza?...

Avantika Friday, May 16, 2003 at 08:04:35

"that's easy" said Bob. "At Paul's Pepperoni Pizza Parlor. But it won't be founded for another 100 years, so we'll have to travel through time again. Or wait." But the clock couldn't do that as Pizza was time-travel fuel. You can't time-travel without sugar-garlic-larva pizza. So Bob and the clock set out on their quest to find sugar-garlic-larva pizza in the wild west, 1873. You see, Bob and the Brongoslobans both needed the time-travel secret as they both...

Dirk Friday, May 16, 2003 at 08:25:43

...knew how difficult it is to find the larva of the elusive sugar-garlic. It was imperative that they find the larva before they grew into massive 400 pound adult sugar-garlics. Arriving in the wild west in 1873, they were unable to find any sugar-garlic larva much less any sugar-garlic pizza so they hopped on a train and flew to Italy where pizza was abundant. However...

Avantika Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 20:10:22

However, on reaching Italy, they found 700 men in purple trench coats following them everywhere. The clock knew who they were-the army of the planet Vivoliva where the sugar-garlics lived in perpetual war with the Brongoslobans. They had arrived on Earth to take Bob and the clock to Vivoliva to make pizza, which would destroy the evil sugar-garlics once and for all. But Bob and the clock only wanted pizza to go back to their own time. Still, they went to the planet Vivoliva because it was the only way they could find a sugar-garlic to make pizza out of, as there certainly weren't any in the Vatican.

avantika Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 19:52:39

but one day Bob's past came back to him, in the form of..

Don Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 12:20:45

a pair of vircon encrusted tweezers.

Don Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 12:24:52

"HMMMMMM" Bob said. "Now where do you suppose THAT came from?"

Cory Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 19:02:42

When all of a sudden a large monkey armed with cheese and a bandana calling himself Rambo the Monkey fell over a large fence.

avantika Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 22:02:18

He was followed by an even larger lizard carrying a computer armed with a pinstriped bowler hat and...

Don Monday, May 26, 2003 at 08:01:42

a backpack full of various assorted left shoes.

Don Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 15:46:06

That in itself was odd, since the lizard only had right feet.

Lesa Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 08:20:18

Rambo the Monkey quickly positioned himself and barked out an order to the lizard, " Quick, grab the tweezers". The lizard did as he was commanded and grabbed the tweezers, while furiously punching in their coordinates into the computer. As they lunged back over the fence....

Max Tuesday, July 1, 2003 at 05:44:29

Bob called out to them "Wait. Is that mozzerella?" stopping the Monkey in his tracks. The lizard, not carrying cheese, crashed on across the fence and landed hard, knocking his bowler askew. Peering back across at his erstwhile companion he replied ...

Steve "The Mustang" McGarrett Wednesday, July 2, 2003 at 12:35:56

walked into the pizza parlor and flashed his badge at Bob. "Bob i knew i'd find you here, but my friend you must have hit your head or something because you're not Bob you are Danno "The Wolf" Williams...

sum person Thursday, July 3, 2003 at 21:59:01

The person that always has his tounge stuck to a stop sign.

Don Friday, July 4, 2003 at 18:00:11

even when it's not cold outside. "but I love the flavor of stop signs!" said Danno, who was really the monkey in disguise.

dober Friday, July 25, 2003 at 10:40:33

Danno, the monkey had come insearch for his long lost brother, Sock Monkey. He knew of Bob's legendary hose and that somehow Bob would use it to reunite Danno with Sock Monkey. They had been horribly separated at birth because his mother. . .

joe_rock Friday, July 25, 2003 at 21:17:04

was mistakenly kidnapped by...

Don Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 12:55:43

A one eyed dwarf.

suzi Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 23:17:02

who was also the brother of their great great grandmother's cousin's uncle's neice's aunt! They too luved to lick stop signs!

TEE HEE Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 18:45:12

then came the dawn. They learned that "stop" means "Don't lick stop signs" When they discovered how simple is salvation they

Suzi Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 11:44:25

Began to have a stop sign licking party! they invited my brother of their great great grandmother's cousin's uncle's neice's aunt!

jinxie Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 09:01:43

When the one eyed dwarf arrived at the party he was drunk, and licking all those stops signs didn't help him any. When he finally left the party, he mistakenly grabbed Danno's mom (June) thinking she was his dog. Danno was getting passed from person to person being admired by all the stop sign lickers (he USED to be cute, til he grew a bit) who never even realised his mother was now gone.

Subby Monday, September 22, 2003 at 23:42:06

The one eyed dwarf, saw what he thought was, could it be he thought, yes it must be, across the road, its the legendary rubber hose. He was crossing the the road when suddenly an FG1 Police gnat came to arrest the one eyed dwarf of illegally impersonating a chicken. The FG1 Police gnat named ...

Robeo Saturday, October 4, 2003 at 21:14:49

Freddie. Freddie made everyone aware that this story had become dreadfully long and needy to come to an abrupt halt. So, it did.