Ye Olde Tandem Story...
Henry and Silvia had worked together for 7 years at the doughnut factory. Henry had just been promoted to foreman and Silvia couldn't have been more happy for him but at the same time she was saddened as his promotion meant that he would no longer be working beside her.
Henry was very excited about his new position. The first thing he did as foreman was...
forget all about Silvia and their plans for fighting for the civil rights of ducks. No, Henry was much to busy with his splendid high-paying job and dandy uniform with bright red stripes that he completely forgot that ducks have souls too. It sure looked like Henry was doomed to life as a shallow insipid imbecile. But then, unexpectedly, on the way home from workone day, Henry was brought back to the real world with a sickening jolt. (Which, by the way, nearly fractured his hip.) As Henry drove by in his speedy flashy sports car, he saw a battered yellow sign by the road: "DUCK XING". All at once he remembered how he and Sylvia had dreamed of giving ducks the respect they deserved. He decided: This is it! I'm turning my life around!
The next day, Henry...
decided to tell Silvia about the diabolical secret plot...
- Toolman Tom
...to promote Silvia to forewoman. He also decided that there would be no more jelly filled doughnuts. He hated jelly filled doughnuts.
- The Little Kitty
Silvia was delighted at the idea of being forewomen, and the plot to get all ducks their own Television Station. Now the first step...
- Vinny
Was to tell all the ducks about this. Silvia and Henry went outside and said, "QUACK QUACK!" In duck language, this means, "May I have your attention, please." So all the ducks came flying to them in one great flock...
- The Little Kitty
Henry then said: "QUACK! QUACK! WAC WAC WAC! QUACK!" which means "The mission has started! Tonight we fly to Nebraska and we bring you ducks the glory you deserve!!!"
- Vinny (AKA: Vinny)
The ducks say, "QUACK", which means, "Nebraska is too cold, why don't we go to South Carolina instead?"
- The Little Kitty
"QUACK, WACWAC, QUACK", which means "South Carolina is where the Civil War started and we're going to war!" On to Fort Sumter where......"
- Ray
"we can plan our revolution, and I heard you can get free ice cream there!" So the ducks started to fly to South Carolina but...
- Ryan (OddLittleMan)
...they all got food poisoning from too much jelly doughnuts, and had to land.
- The Little Kitty
All they needed was some milk which they got from a cow which was nearby where they landed. After drinking the milk, they were cured. They continued on their journey. The strange thing is that cow was no ordinary cow. That cow was actually a spy for Planet Zows which was like 3000 lightyears away from earth. It was sent there to check things out on earth and that cow had superpowers too. When the ducks drank the cow's milk..they got part of it's superpowers too. That explains why they arrived at South Carolina in just a few seconds.. instead of being ordinary ducks.. THEY are Now... HYPER DUCKIES!
- Jin Sheen
Henry and Sylvia were thrilled that the ducks had super power's but there was much work to be done, so they...
- Vinny
jammed all the ducks into a big room with speakers in the wall, and started to explain their plan. "My ducks," Henry began "I have something very important to tell you..."
- Ryan
SUDDENLY..there was a zipping noise.. actually, an unzipping noise to be precise...And the most amazing thing happened..as the crowd of ducks looked on in a mixture of horror and facination...The being they thought of as Henry, unzipped his human costume..to step out and reveal himself as...
- alias_sick
a piece of bread!
- Vinny
Actully, a peice of very MOLDY bread. So moldy in fact, that he had to be in a plastic bag the whole time or else people would DIE from the horrid stench...
- Ryan
The piece of bread says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now I shall get you ducks back for eating all my freinds, and the humans for throwing my freinds in the water to be eaten! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!"
- The Little Kitty
Dead silence among the ducks. Until one raised its voice and muttered, "QuACK! Quack..." Roughly translated, "Bread Man, you do not intimidate us. Just a few paragraphs ago, we became HYPER DUCKIES! Your moldy ways are no match for us, for we possess the power to..."
- Nick
"...cause Elvis to come to us at will!"
- Ryan
"Also, the power to summon banana slugs on pogo sticks to do our bidding!"
- The Little Kitty
The moldy bread man stopped and scratched his crusty sides for a moment..and then shouted out smuggly..HA! Well that be no match for my outrageously smelly green cloud of flying bacterial mold and other microscopic germie things! TAKE THIS...
- alias_sick
...and he shook himself setting up a molecular reaction that unleashed a cloud of moldy vapor that covered 1/2 the state of North Carolina...
- Nobody
Fortunatly, the ducks cared nothing about mold (the banana slugs died) so they grabbed the moldy bread and ripped it to shreds!
- The Little Kitty
"HA! That got him!" the ducks said, oblivious to the fact that like in that "Fantasma" (or however you spell it) movie, the bread peices were forming into miniture peices of moldy bread...
- Ryan
So the hyper ducks all left to go out and buy super-kool-aid-dog-wagon-nickle-patty-special-sauce nicker bocker pants. But meanwhile, to the tune of "in the hall of the mountain king" the shreds of bread were regenerating and plotting their return, when they would...
- Ned
be even MORE fashionable then the ducks and buy super-kool-sid-dog-waggin-nickle-patty-special-sauce-lickin nicker bocker pants! And THEN they would buy matching sunglasses! And THEN they would take over the world!!!
- The Little Kitty
but first the moldy bread man had to walk into a totally different story for no apparent reason. So, he walked into...
- Vinny
Wonderland and met Alice...
- Jin Sheen
and Alice said, "Oh, my! And what is your name?" So the moldy bread man answered...
- The Little Kitty
"Uh, oh yea, my name is Henry." he was at first taken by surprise, but when he looked at her he instantly fell in love. But he knew there was no hope for them to ever be together, because moldie bread and alice just dont mix. But he couldnt help it, and so he asked Alice...
- Crystal
"Will you marry me, my sweet love?" And Alice replied, "Yes! Oh, YES! I have been waiting for you all my life!" So Henry and Alice decided to get married at...
- The Little Kitty
Vegas. Only it wasn't really Vegas, only a small town in Mexico painted with neon colors to attract tourists. But just as Henry was looking for a chapel he ran into...
- Ned
...a tree. After apologizing to the tree & recovering himself from the fall, he continued his search from the chapel. He found a nice little white one in the woods. Alice & Henry got married that very day. Next, they needed to go somewhere for their honeymoon. Alice suggested...
- The Little Kitty
Alaska. She babbled on and on about how she liked huskies until he agreed to go. She also insisted all they would need to bring was swimsuits, so they booked a ticket on Penguin Airlines. When they boarded, a penguin came up to them and said...
- Ketlin Narris
..."Hey, nice swimsuits!" They thanked it & sat down in their seats. The flight was pretty good, except that the movie was really bad, a baby cried the whole time, some kid kept kicking Henry's chair, 3 of the 4 engines burned out, they crashed into a mountain, and everybody died except for Henry, Alice, and one walrus...
- The Little Kitty
The walrus, who's name was Mickey Mouse (or so it thought) ate all my shoes and belts. I decided to bye it some toys to keep it busy. When I got to the store...
- Michelle M.
They discovered it was just an illusion from the extremeheat and snow. Henry, Alice, and Mickey Mouse all stood around, wonderingwhat to do next. They decided to try and find a pet cat. After all,Alice loved cats.
- The Little Kitty
Especially baked with just a hint of cardamon. Teriyaki Cat strips were good too, but Henry was feeling squeamish due to the plastic bag bulging from all the heat and moisture, so he leaned on the walrus...
- Bugeyed Monster From Under The Bed
...TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
- The Little Kitty
Suddenly, it happened...
- Vinny
the teriaki cat sprung into action, surprizing all present....
- Cat
The cat jump up and clawed at Henry, ripping open his plastic bag. Thought Henry felt very relived, he was saddened that Alica andMickey had died from the smell...
- Concord's high
But he didn't really care *all* that much, so he continued on his journey to...
- The Little Kitty
Arkansas, home of the cat lady. He knew he could find acompanion there, to help him...
- Frogge
get his life back together. The Cat Lady, took him in andmade him comfortable. Then much to Henry's surprise, the cat lady livedoff moldy bread, and started pulling off pieces of Henry to fry up on thecook stove, with melted butter and...
- Frogge
french fries....the cat lady loved french fries and she thought that french fries would taste good with a side of henry and.....
- Jennifer
haggis.
- Roland
The Cat Lady loved Henry and he did taste really good,but she knew if she kept it up he wouldn't be with her for long. So she and Henry worked on a plan to help her change her ways...
- Linda Lucas
and try and try, eventually they would get it right. Sothey immediately set out on their new quest, the Quest for the ImmortalCamel. As they walked out the front door, they found their first clue,pointing them to....
- Scott
French toast. Henry didn't want to go all the way toFrance, but Classy told him....
- Sarah Orr
I would love green apples instead. So, Henry...
- Nadine
...bought a pair of rollerblades and went rollerbladingwith the seven penguins along the Grand Canyon until suddenly...
- Stuart Chase
he realised ordinary penguins on rollerblades do not have blood smeared...
- Dorge
...on their wingtips! They must be DUCKS. Ducks with super powers turned to evil under the spell of the walrus. Thinking quickly, Henry...
- Brian the Red
...reached into his pocket and grabbed a handfull of dried corn laced with Sleep-eeze, and scattered it along the trail. Unfortunately...
- Teacher Rachel
...Henry then tripped and several kernals of corn found their way stuffed up Henry's nose and one even lodged it's way into his brain causing him to sleep for ten years. When he awoke...
- Evil Penguin
...he realised he hadn't cancelled the milk or newspaper deliveries and had to spend the next 10 years eating the yogurt and cheese that had formed and catching up on news. In the meantime, the ducks had been caught and made into duck a'la orange for the neighbourhood of...
- Mezza in the UK
...le Rive Gauche in Paris! Where even at this moment Silvia (now known as Sylvie) was struggling to keep body and soul together as a cabaret singer and chief beignettiere at Le Boulangerie de le Canard. Many of the local Bohemian inhabitants, while flocking like ducks to enjoy her soulful songs and flaky creations, wondered at the unspeakable sorrow behind Sylvie's floury face. The shroud of secrecy behind Sylvie's past, which even she could not lift after losing her memory in the traumatic mid-Atlantic duck crash over the luxurious deck of the flagship of the Cunard line, attracted the attention of...
- Donna Ford
...the Great Darkwing Duck! He could see deep into her soul past all the inner turmoil and felt a great ducky soul that matched perfectly with his own. Tears formed in his eyes as he heard her singing a rousing rendition of the Jeremiah was a bullfrog song, and he said to her...
- Dawn Marie
No we must not cry, this is turning into a great opportunity and we must carry on. If not for us for the ducks, and if not for the ducks then for who?
- Sarah Jean
Oh, Darkwing Duck said, you are so beautiful! We must get married immediately and make ducklings. He kissed her on the cheek and she became a duck, though still covered with flour. They left right away for the duck pond in southern Virginia where Darkwing Duck goes for the winter. In the spring, Sylvie laid 54 green and blue speckled eggs. She lovingly placed them in the nest that they had built together, and sat on them day and night. All that sitting caused Darkwing to have to bring her food - chinese take-out (vegetarian), mint chocolate chip ice cream and big tubs of garlic dill pickles. Darkwing had to sleep in the next pond because of the garlic smell. Finally, after 4 weeks of sitting on the eggs, they finally started to hatch. Out came....
- Amy E. Brown
54 black, white, green, and blue evil superduckies, that from birth were bent on taking over the world (or, at least all the fast food restourants)! Henry, looking for his long-lost friends, finally got news of this and ...
- The Red Baron
flew to mount everest...
- Vicki
...where he could think of a cunning plan to defeat the evil ducklings, regain the love of sylvia and do dastidly deeds to darkwing, because he never really liked him anyway.
- Cath
Henry's plan was a complicated one involving his wife Alice, a huge amount of doughnuts from the old factory and a bicycle made for two. But meanwhile, unbeknownst (yes it's a word) to him, the walrus...
- Paul Mark Evans
who hadn't really died he was just badly k-o'd from the mouldy stentch, (5 years he was out of it), had begun his dastardly plot to...
- Jessica Whitehouse
get back at Henry by helping the Hyper Duckies take over the world and then getting rid of the ducks so that he, the smartest walrus in the universe...
- Britt
...could rule in their place. He was on his way to the superduckies' Ultra Secret Nest-shaped Mega-Base when he saw Henry and Alice struggling along on a tandem.
- Paul Mark Evans
He decieded, to just walk past Henrey and Alice. Then he sat down under a tree to reveiew his plan. A big apple fell on his head and gave him a great idea, he would go back to the dounought and get Silvia to help him.
- crazy melissa
"But, wait!", he thought. "Forget Silvia!" The apple falling on his head had made him think of the law of gravity! Could it be, that he was Sir Isaac Newton, reincarnated? There was only one way to find out: Invent Calculus! So, getting out his paper and pen, he began to furiously scribble, deriving theorem after theorem, until Calculus was invented again. But, what to do with it?
- Stephen Hazelton
Sell it of course! He had almost forgotten how much the calculus-calculating walrus job field had skyrocketed tin the past few weeks. He no longer needed ducks or diabolical plans, just money. That's how he would get back at Henry! So he stood up, only to be hit by...
- WildBill
another wild idea! (Unfortunately, it took him some time to recover from this one.) Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
- Tekfan
fester lester & chester, all named after their great uncle malcolm, decided it was about time the truth about asparagus was unveiled...
- keli.wiv.a.k
Henry stretched. "Silvia! Come here!" Henry called out.
"Darling, are you okay?" said Henry's wife of 27 years.
I'm fine. I jusy had the craziest dream. Let me tell you about it.
The End.
- Robeo
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